Michaela

=__Michaela's Writing__= The Primping Princess and the Wise Woodsman Once upon a time in an enchanted Amazon rainforest there lived a beautiful but spoiled princess. One day when the princess was primping she heard, “Boom boom, thump, boom!” So she got on her blackberry, wait! We forgot there were no cell phones. So she got out her tin can and summoned the palace guards. There must have been were ogres outside. Get rid of them at once, or off to the dungeon--all of you! So they went to look for the monster. They looked and looked but the guards couldn’t find the monster. They went back to the castle and told the princess that they could not find the monster. The princess gave them one more chance. Then that is when the head guard said there was a wise woodsman. So they went to woodsman’s house. They knocked on the door and the woodsman opened the door. They asked if he had seen the monster. The wise woodsman said he saw the monster in a swamp deep in the forest taking a bath in the lake. It was about to come out and eat an apple tree. So they went towards the swamp. They saw the monster eating the tree. The monster was so stuffed with food he looked like a round ball. The palace guards aimed their bows and arrows but the monster attacked them and ate all of the guards until there were two left. While the monster was taking care of the second guard, the first guard shot his arrow at the monster’s back, it fell down like a mighty oak tree. The palace guards had victory. They reported it to the princess. The princess gave them steak, rice, beans, and chicken. They lived happily ever after.