Jody

=Jody's Super Fantastic Writing=

**THE WISEWOODSMAN AND THE PRINCESS** Once upon a time their was a beautiful but stubborn princes. She was once primping when she heard thumping and bumping noises. She thought it was a monster so she got on her tin can phone and called the knights. She called more than 10 or 20 knights. They all went outside to find the monster but they couldn’t find him. So they went back to the princes. She said if you guys don’t find that monster in 24 hours you all are going to the dungeon. The knights said what are we going to do I don’t want to go to the dungeon well eat nasty food! Don’t worry you guys I have an idea lets go to the wise woodsman he’ll help us. So the knights gathered around a fire to try and come up with some ideas. The yellow knight said what are we going to do we can’t find him and were going to the dungeon soon. The white knight said I have an idea. Let’s go to the wise woodsman. All right men lets go! By the time we got there it was 5:35 the knights knocked on the door. The woodsman opened the door. He looked like a Native American with a long beard and a bald head. He said how can I help you men? The knights told him about the monster attacking the castle and that they need his help. So he used his telepathic powers to find him. It took him more than 2or5 minutes to find were he was he must have been far away. He said I see the monster in a swamp tacking a bath and eating in an apple tree. The knight said come on men lets get him! When they saw the monster it was 6:58.the monster looked like a round fat sphere. The knight said he must have ate a lot of apples .the knights aimed there crossbows at the monster but the monster burped and he had enough space to eat all of the knights. The monster attacked and ate all of the knights until there were 2 more left. One was yellow and the other was black. The yellow said I guess this is the end. The black said shut your trap I have an idea. I well distract him and you can shoot the crossbow. Okay. Hey this way mud face I have seen a brown rabbits scarier than you. That’s when he lost it so he swung his claws at him but he kept moving out of the way. The yellow knight was just sitting there like a bump on a log. Shoot it now! What are you waiting for! For a good shot. He’s right there in your face! Okay! Ill shoots! Boing it flew across the forest and it shot him in the back. And he fell with a big boom!! He fell down like a mighty oak tree. The 2 knights cheered but they heard a rumble they thought it was another monster so they aimed but it was actually the monster itself! It blew up and all the knights came out of the stomach and they weren’t even digested yet. I thought you all were gone? Well he’s not big on chewing. They all laughed. Let’s report back to the princess! While they were in the castle, the princes said, “good job here is a reward.” She gave them turkey, beans, corn, and chicken. The feast was amazing! And they lived almost happily ever after. I hope they know that the monsters brothers and sisters live out there, but I’m sure they can handle it right?
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